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CRUNCHΔSPAWN | UNISEX FUNCTIONAL UNIT
CRUNCHΔSPAWN | UNISEX FUNCTIONAL UNIT
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Urban horror fashion that crawls out of the trash and onto the streets — a living contamination, infecting sight with unshakable images.
Kitchen Mutants is a living fury, returned to avenge not being thrown into its rightful container. It’s soaked in vengeance — and tomorrow it will take your children.
Sea turtles whisper their blessing — stoked you grabbed a dropshipped piece instead of that mass-market landfill bait. (... you know what I mean.)
A thick, structured tee that’s still soft and breathable — garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. The classic cut works with almost anything and fits like it’s meant to.
Ring-spun cotton △ 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) △ garment-dyed △ relaxed fit △ 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar △ twill-taped neck & shoulders for durability △ double-stitched hems △ blank shell sourced from Honduras
⚠️ Adults only
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |




