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Oxelt Crurophagh | UNISEX FUNCTIONAL UNIT
Oxelt Crurophagh | UNISEX FUNCTIONAL UNIT
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OXELT CRUROPHAGH — patron of tactile hunger, high priest of crurophagia.
You were always meant for this table. Exclusive entry into the Feast of the Dead. Ritual consumption of the lifeless to sustain the void. Protocol for feeding on synthetic corpses, carried out in devotion. Culinary sacrament for posthuman worshippers who know that to be eaten is to be remembered.
conjured on demand — because even synthetic satanists know the void runs out if you overfeed it.
A thick, structured tee that’s still soft and breathable — garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. The classic cut works with almost anything and fits like it’s meant to.
Ring-spun cotton △ 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) △ garment-dyed △ relaxed fit △ 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar △ twill-taped neck & shoulders for durability △ double-stitched hems △ blank shell sourced from Honduras
⚠️ Adults only △ EU warranty: 2 years
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |




